​Hi! My name is Martha Jean, but you can also call me MJ. This is my Tumblr.

 

Why not just slap a chastity belt on ‘em, lock ‘em in a tower, and call it a day? Or is that too progressive?

Why not just slap a chastity belt on ‘em, lock ‘em in a tower, and call it a day? Or is that too progressive?

This spider has no respect for laws regarding fire lanes.

This spider has no respect for laws regarding fire lanes.

New workout inspiration.

New workout inspiration.

"I’ve got more important things than shiny diamond rings and modern furniture."

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I am just afraid of snakes!!! @egazner